圣诞笑话 Santa Goes To Texas

Santa Goes To Texas


Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because
it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As
soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, "Look!
The big red one! Isn't he someone famous?

Santa thought, "Gee, I'll never get any rest if people star asking
to sit on my lap and try to tell me things they want."  So he
decided to disguise himself. He bought a cowboy outfit complete
with cowboy boots and cowboy hat. "No one will know me now, I look
just like everyone else!" he thought happily.

As soon as Santa started walking down the street people began to
point and say, "Look! It's that famous Christmas personality!"
Santa rushed around a corner to hide.

"It's my beard!" he thought. "They recognize me because of my long
white beard!" So Santa went to a barbershop and had his beard
shaved off. "I really look like everybody else now!" Santa thought.

So he walked down the street with a big smile on his face.
Suddenly a man shouted, "It's him! It's him! Look everybody!"

Santa couldn't believe it. He was sure that no one would recognize
him. So Santa walked up to the man and said,  "How did you
recognize me?"

The man looked at Santa and said, "You? I don't know you, but
isn't that four-legged guy with the big red nose behind you
Rudolph?"

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作者是《快乐英语》版的创版版主袁菁老师。
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